I hope you enjoyed the video, I believe that laughter and a good sense of humour, is the best medicine for a long and happy life. Take a playful attitude towards problems; toss them around, handle them with a light touch use laughter as a safety valve to keep you sane and relaxed and I hope you will enjoy the following humorous tales.

Elementary, My Dear Watson.

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson looked up at the night’s sky, and a vista of God’s creation was spread out before him.

Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What does that tell you Watson?” “Well…astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a moment, and then spoke…

“Watson, someone has stolen our tent.”

There Were Two Vicars.....

Two vicars were having a drink together after attending a Christian convention, they got onto the subject of bats in the belfry of their churches and how they can cause damage to the structure of the bell towers with all the mess that they make.

The first vicar said that he had tried to cure the problem by having all the bats rounded up by a local pest control firm who then humanely transported them all, 150 miles away and then they were released. “But blow me” he said, “two days later they were all back.”

“I found a solution to the problem,” said the second vicar. “Like you I had all the bats rounded up by a local pest control firm, but I then baptised and confirmed each and every one of them and do you know what? I haven’t seen the beggars since.” 

Have You Found Jesus...?

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunken answers, "Yes, I am.” So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?” The drunken replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus.” The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus.”

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"